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The Ellipticals are the same durable, functional frame you know and love from the Pit Viper 2000s, redesigned with a rounder, sexier lens. Wow! Look at that curve!
1 E-Spot™ Adjustment
4 different lengths to fit your face
2 Turbo Adjustment™
6 angles for maximum wind buckability
3 Rubber Touchpoints
Soft no-slip rubber nose and ear pieces!
THE ELLIPTICALS DIFFERENCE
TIGHTER!
ROUNDER!
SEXIER!
But Will They Fit Me?
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Choose Your Style
TOTAL. BODY. EYEWEAR.
The Ellipticals are the same durable, functional frame you know and love from the Pit Viper 2000s, redesigned with a rounder, sexier lens. Wow! Look at that curve!
Ass-Blasting Technology
1 E-Spot™ Adjustment
4 different lengths to fit your face
2 Turbo Adjustment™
6 angles for maximum wind buckability
3 Rubber Touchpoints
Soft no-slip rubber nose and ear pieces
THE ELLIPTICALS DIFFERENCE
TIGHTER!
ROUNDER!
SEXIER!
But Will They Fit Me?
Are these photos helpful? No? Just buy them! Find out for yourself! Free returns! (please dont though, we already spent your money on boats)