The Baja Blaster 2000s

The Baja Blaster 2000s

Set aside your moisture wicking microphones, stop blowing in each other’s cartridges, and listen up. Pit Vipers aren’t just for real sports any more. 

Our first ever blue blocking lens reduces eye strain, extending your PP for longer rounds. Their safety rated panoramic viewing field is perfect for multi monitor RPGOTPHJ gaming. Respawn in these teal frames, and you’re guaranteed to catch the eye of every virtual vixen in the realm.

Not just for professional gamers! Also great for: sports betting, stock trading, ANALYTICS, maintaining the Matrix, swiping right on dating apps, coding a program that automatically swipes right on dating apps, people who just really hate the color blue. 

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